Intergalactic Planet Registry Renaming the planets you know for the people you know!

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About us

The Intergalactic Planet Registry is part of the Silly Services brand of websites created to amuse and entertain you (and also make us a little bit of money).

The Intergalactic Planet Registry is a division of JaredJared Enterprises located in Cleveland, Ohio on the planet Jared.

Frequently Asked Questions

Are you for real?

To quote Descartes - 'I rename planets, therefore I am'.

We are in fact a very real company offering a very silly service.

How much does it cost?

$1.37 (that's right $1.37). We feel it is a very silly number.

How do I pay you?

We take PayPal.

What do I actually get?

We create an online customized Declaration of Celestial Renaming detailing the celestial body’s new name and all the rights and privileges that go along with it. This is available as both a weblink and a downloadable image (for integration into your website, MySpace, Facebook, or whatever).

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You also get placed in our online registry!

Morally – you are raised to a superior plane of existence. Then you you can look down on others and say “A planet has been named after me and you are just a simple peon.”

Didn't you used to sell real certificates?

Yes, but it wasn't actually silly enough for the Silly Services brand. If you really want a fancy 8.5” x 11” parchment certificate (framed or unframed) bearing the official seal of Intergalactic Planet Registry just contact us and we can arrange something.

Why are you doing this?

We at the Intergalactic Planet Registry feel that there are just not enough silly services in the world. We also feel that some people deserve the honor of having a planet named after them.

What if renaming a planet isn't my cup of tea?

Don't worry! Here at Silly Services we offer a wide variety of silly services. Just check out our other sites.

How long have you been doing this?

Longer than we should have, longer than we should have.

What gives you the right?

Nothing whatsoever. But to be honest we aren't selling legal rights or privileges just moral superiority - and you can't put a price on that. Oh well we did - so I guess you can.

What makes you different from the competition?

They take themselves seriously – we don’t.

Are you recognized by any official organizations?

Funnily enough, when we walk down the street - we don't get recognized by anyone.

What if I run across someone who has renamed the same celestial body as me?

If ever two people who have renamed the same celestial body meet they must have a battle using only raw trout as weapons. The first to ask “Why a raw trout?” loses.

Do you people realize that this is insane?

Yes - but we don't care. And what is this 'You People' crap?

How 'intergalactic' is your organization?


Do you people know that the Sun is not a planet?

Yes – but we don’t care. And what is this ‘You People’ crap?

Same question but for the Moon?

Same answer and we still don’t care.

Same question but for the Asteroid Belt?

Still not caring.

Same question but for the Milky Way Galaxy?

La, la, la, la. Still not listening.

Can I rename celestial bodies currently not offered?

What? The solar system isn’t good enough for you? Sure! Make us an offer and we will see what we can do.

Can I get another copy of the declaration?

It's digital - just download it again!

What if I have other questions?

Then ask them!


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